A Glass of Wine Solves Everything


G'Day

You may have heard that 'A Cup of Tea Solves Everything'. Rubbish!

As everyone knows, A Glass of Wine solves far more problems than a crappy mug of tea could ever hope to settle.
Evidence:
  1. Drink a cup of tea. Then drink a glass of wine. Which makes you feel happier?
  2. A far higher level of knowledge, passion, experience, geology, climatology, chemistry and engineering goes into a bottle of wine than a bag of tea.
  3. You don't snog people after having too many cups of tea.
  4. Red wine contains Resveratrol, sold as a nutritional supplement, which could have anti-cancer, antiviral, neuroprotective, anti-aging, anti-inflammatory and life-prolonging effects.
  5. The Mediterraneans make and drink more wine and as a result they are more content than the downtrodden English tea drinkers.

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